1. In the world,there are two kinds of people,those who are wise and those who are otherwise. 2. Experience is the best teacher but you must pay tuition fees. 3. You can take a horse to the river but force it to drink water by giving it salt. 4. The old telephone told the young one that it was too young to be engaged. 5. The difference between an old shoe and a new one is that it fits better while the other one looks better. 6. They put a wall around the cemetary because people are dying to get in. 7. A sick eagle is called illegal. 8. A blind dear is no eye dear. 9. A boy told his doctor i think im a dog? why ? because they always tell me so! how long have you had this problem since i was a puppy 10. A person was found driving sheep and reminded that a shephard should be gentle. Im the butcher and there is party was his retort. 11. A guy stole an alarm clock unfortunately it went off at the counter! 12.A patient let his doctor know that he was suffering from paranoia due to his devious ways and that he feared eternal punishment. When he asked for medecine.he was told that those were genuine fears and that reading the bible would help. 13. Why was the wolf chased away? for crying wolf! 14 How did the kangaroo win the case? kangaroo court, he jumped bail. 15 why was the snake worried? somebody has sneaked in! 16. The pig told the cow,you are useless because you only give milk while i give meat,well you are normally forced to do so! 17. The husband has to be an archeologist to attach more value to her as she grows old. 18. Darling,what is that you really like about me?,cooking,sense of humour or dressing? i give you an A for imagination!. 19. What did the thief do at night in the supermarket? changed the prices. 20. What is the worst bet,alphabet,i bet you did not know! 21. W hat is the worst stationery,a vehicle! i red an accident!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 03:40:04 +0000