1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and youll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the o ne you are in now. 6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with. 8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, IT WILL!!! 9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 09:52:13 +0000
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