1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & youll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers. 5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 06:19:32 +0000
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