1. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery. 2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 3. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said Keep Off the Grass. 5. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 6. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 7. A backward poet writes inverse. 8. In a democracy, its your vote that counts. In feudalism, its your count that votes. 9. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, youd be in Seine . 10. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, Dam! 11. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 02:08:33 +0000