1. On a road trip, you start to think of the other cars as your travel companions, and feel a tinge of sadness when you exit the highway. 2. You immediately go back and read an email right after you hit send. 3.You’d rather take an inferior parking spot and walk than stress yourself out looking for the perfect spot. 4.When you take a shower, you make a bucket with your arms to catch as much water as you can and splash it all onto the shower floor. 5.Long phone call = pacing around the entire house. 6.You procrastinate when getting into the shower, but hate getting out once you’re in. 7.You spell out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you’re writing it. Also Feb- ru-ary. 8.You get lost in thought while reading, but don’t notice until you’re three pages past where you stopped paying attention. 9.When you’re in a store where you’re not planning on buying anything, you start to get paranoid that security thinks you’re a shoplifter. 10.You rehearse arguments in your head, just in case it should ever come up. 11.You set your alarm earlier than you need to so you can hit the snooze button several times. 12.You always feel relieved when you get home and nobody else is there. 13.Sometimes you check *just one more time* to make sure you can’t actually move things with your mind. (Guilty of this one) 14.You start reading interesting things on the internet and just stop a third of the way through because you lose patience. 15.You need to check behind the shower curtain every time you go in the bathroom. 16.And weirdly you still need to double-check that there’s no one behind you even when you’re looking in the bathroom mirror. 17.You OFTEN feel phantom phone vibrations in your pocket even when your phone didn’t vibrate. 18.You get nervous about making small talk with hairdressers. 19.You sometimes talk to people as if they already had the context of what was going on inside your head. 20.You feel guilty that you’re not helping when a repair guy is fixing something in your house. 21.You immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 21:54:04 +0000
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