1. Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right & the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash. 5. A childs greatest period of growth is the month after youve purchased new school uniforms. 6. Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, so dat u wont regret it later. 8. You cant buy love. . But you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you at the front. 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting b4 you get tired. 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me. 14. Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 16. It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. 18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 21:00:38 +0000
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