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1. What’s the difference between A Carpenter and An Orthopaedic Surgeon??? A Carpenter knows more than one Antibiotic!!! 2. How do you hide a Twenty-Pound Note from an Orthopaedic Surgeon??? Put it in Campbell! 3. How do you spot the Orthopaedic Surgeon’s Car in the Car-Park??? It’s the Porsche with a Comic on the back shelf!!! 4. What’s the Difference between A Rhinoceros and An Orthopaedic Surgeon??? One’s Thick-Skinned, Small-Brained and Charges a lot for no very good reason, the other’s a Rhinoceros!!! 5. What do you call two Orthopaedic Surgeons reading an ECG? A Double Blind Study!!! 6. The Definition of Shifting Dullness... An Orthopaedic Ward Round!!! 󾌲󾌲 Point#6 is ultimate..!!
Posted on: Sun, 08 Sep 2013 16:32:51 +0000

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