1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they - TopicsExpress



          

1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are You Sleeping? (No! Im Trying to Die?) 2. When Its Raining&Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask: Are You Going Out In this Rain? (No, In The Next one.) 3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline: Where are you? (At the Bus Stop!) 4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom: Did You Just Have A Bath? (No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !) 5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor&they Ask: Going Up? (No, No, Im Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down&Get Me.) 6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask: Are those Flowers? (No Baby! They are Carrots..you wanna eat??)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 14:33:43 +0000

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