1.You carry your girlfriend to club,after you marry her you want to stop her from going clubbing ..my brother,you think miracles happen so fast after marriage?? 2.You have 8 tribal marks,stretch marks scattered all over your body,but you still want tattoo..aahh my friend, are you a zebra wanna be?? 3.You be 6 feet tall,you still wanna wear 6 inch high heels..my sister,you want to whisper to God?? 4.You take photos inside different types of cars,yet you go say you are not a cheater..Madam, are you mechanic?? 5.You have pictures of different girls in your phone and you go expect your girl to believe you are not cheating.. Unless you are photographer?? 6.He gave you an engagement ring for over 5years but he never marry you..my dear,you will be lord of the rings? 7.You claim you ate pizza but you go vomit Githeri..my friend, are you a magician?? 8.She Drinks spirits & you Pure Water my friend are u Not Spiritual?? 9.You are 18 years old and your sugar daddy is 70 years old and you go call him baby..aahh my sista,that one should be your ancestor... buh None of my Biz #Sammy Saich
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 13:10:57 +0000
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