1.You know your an ae86 driver if your car stalled out because you - TopicsExpress



          

1.You know your an ae86 driver if your car stalled out because you melted a distributor cap. 2.You get a river of water in your trunk through your tail lights when it rains. 3.you drool over 14 and 15 inch wheels 4.how the F do you work on NEW CARS? 5.when you have extra doubles, triple or even 30 of the same part that your never going to use. and you cant remember how or why you got all that stuff. 6.your wheels are worth more than your bucket 7.when tires cost you $5 each and you buy 20 at a time. 8.You know youre an AE86 driver when you push the gas and it makes a lot of noise and you feel like youre going fast, but youre not. 9.You know youre a AE86 driver when you have to explain to everybody oh that noise , that is diff howling ... 10.when you use heel-toe on every turn when going grocery shopping. 11.When TVIS is too low of a shifting point, but still complain about 2 MPG less than normal and still tell yourself its a normal car. 12.When you walk in the Toyota Dealership parts counter and they know you by name. When your parents, your dog and family friends all know the sound of your car and can hear you about 1/8 to 1/4 mile away. 13.You can do a pretty spot on vocal impression of your engine, especially heel-toe downshifts. 14.you really try to avoid downshifting into 2nd or 1st if possible while moving. 15.where a pristine dash costs $200. once it has a crack or two, it goes down to like $50 16.your SELF motivated and nothing distracts you from it 17.your life nearly revolves around it 18.you help and motivate others even though you know your WASTING your time, just to have driving friends 19.you depend on no one to touch your car , its a personal problem and learning game 20.when you BROKE every special item (engine, rear end, tranny ,susp) over abuse 21.if you crash more than 5x and wrecked and still stubbornly fixed it and get it back goin 22. you cant sleep when theres a problem with the car 23.you look up to old school 86 drivers and old Toyota Master Techs 24. when you put DRIVING and CARS more than the normal to some people (trends,fashion,pleasure, clubs,girls,material items etc etc) 25. when weekend nights feels EMPTY when DRIVING is not included , thats where the action is 26.when you know the date of the 1/2 sale at the junkyards and what Toyotas are in there 27. you know the part compatiblitys of certain Toyotas 28. if you actually finished school to become a mechanic 29. you sell parts and try to work alot , for track events and parts to improve your car and your driving 30.When someone you dont know knocks on your door and asks if you want to sell your ae86 for a incredibly LOE amount. 31.When your out and see another ae86 (or old school car) you get exited and your passenger looks at you like ???! 32. you just dont easily sit comfortably in a NISSAN S chassis.....BULLSHIT 33. you know other cars are way easier to drive but you insist on driving and learning on a harder car , just to prove your faster and better and you did it. 34.when confronted on why you dont just buy a new car your defense is that you could buy at least 3 more corollas for the price of a new car (but the irony is even having three they would only work sometimes, but you would still be cool with that). 35.you see a OBD2 scan tool connector and wonder what it is 36.have been told you have a nice looking honda accord 37.you have shelled out hundreds on a Levin front end to be told by the 7-11 guy that you have a nice looking fox-body mustang 38.you dream of what your car would be like with 150hp 39.would live off top ramen and bread for a month for a kouki front bumper skin 40.have spare, useless parts that you sell for more parts that end up being spares 41.when you see another corolla driving you pull a u-turn to investigate 42.your not used to cars having A/C and find yourself rolling down the windows instead in ones that have it. 43.you frown upon SR20s as the easy way of drifting....... just jealous 44.on rainy days you find excusses to leave work early to test your LSD lockup 45.your co-workers are concerned you have a drug addiction, you keep bringing up the things you would do for a new LSD? 46.when you spend more hours on the computer than doing anything else in order to find part for your car. 47.when fan boys stop you and ask where you found a left hand drive Trueno 48.when the sum total of the parts on your car could have bought you an Evo 49.when you leave the drain plugs out of your spare tire well to deal with the water that comes through the hatch when it rains. 50.when you can take the engine out of your car and put another back in within 24 hrs . 51.when you find a random bolt or screw in your basement and you can say, Ohh, this is for ____ 52.when the highest offset wheels you like all start with negatives 53.You can take half your car apart with a 10mm socket and ratchet 54.when you actually have a big smile when you drive. 55.When you have to explain why your car is so loud, uncomfortable, bumpy everytime a girl gets in the car......and it always ends in, its hard to explain the feeling you get when you drive it.... 56.when the first question out of your friends and familys mouth is why did you buy that?...thats only the first time you get one though...when you buy another one you just get weird looks 57.you drive most of the time with your hands on the 9 and 3 o’ clock steering wheel positions (10 and 2 for you Nardi wheel owners) 58.you drive your friend’s brand new car and think to yourself, “This car feels heavy”. 59.you’ve played the song “Kiseki no hana” by Galla while driving. 60.you believe a solid rear axel on a car is a good thing. 61.you own an Ueo Style t-shirt. 62.you own a coupe and now are looking to buy a hatchback to complete your collection. 63.ts the only car that you love driving, even though it can fall apart at any minute. 64.you can own any car in the world, and still want an ae86 again. 65.you start a looking for a car i sold a while back thread. hoping you can buy the car back . 66.the many sounds your car makes drowns out your music. 67.when you cruise through traffic and see confused expressions on people faces. only because they cant figure out what kind of car it is. 68.when tow truck drivers take one look at your car and say whyd you pay extra for a flat bed?!?! 69.you steal used tires from the thrash tire pile 70.When you dont sell your car for twice the price you bought it.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 06:44:08 +0000

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