1 baar 1 naya Science teacher class mein aaya aur students se bola: "Bachon, main bahut bada Science teacher hoon, mere se kuch bhi pucho" 1 Harami bachche ne haath uthaaya aur bola:- "Master Ji, jab hum finger mein ring pehente hain aur phir woh ring utaarte hain, to woh jagah gori ho jaati hai. Aise hi jab hum socks pehente hain aur utaarte hain to pair gore ho jaate hain, par jab hum chaddi pehen kar utaarte hain to USTAAD gora kyun nahi hota"? Master ne bachche ko mann-hi-mann gaaliyaan di aur bola:- "Beta, woh isiliye ki tumhara USTAAD hamesha doosri kuddiyon ko buri nazar se dekhta hai" Bachcha:- "To usse USTAAD ke kaale rehne ka kya connection hai"?:D Master:- "Haraamkhor, kabhi suna nahi, BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUH KAALA" hahahaah Thoko Ustaad k liye :p
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:21:33 +0000