10.5 I spent a hour shoveling out your car, Throwing down salt to be good to the neighbors. My shovel broke just when you called me in. Halleluiah to busted shovels. You had only called me to roll up a rug –- And my fingers were numb, and something in my back Said “You need a couple shots of single malt.” But you bodily stopped me as a opened the cabinet. “You said the shoveling was the last thing I had to do.” “So I have to hold true to my word and you don’t.” What? “I know about the babysitter. She told me.” “I haven’t the faintest what you’re talking about.” “Go. Get back to it. Shovel the neighbors, Shovel the Whole damn block. You won’t be living here long.” “The babysitter lied. “And the last one, and the one Before her?” “I’m filing the papers tomorrow, Bub.” Mebane Robertson kitefullofwhiskey
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