:) 10 PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS... 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking. IM A FRIGGIN DOG, YOU DUMMIE! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....Stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves a bow. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when youre not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Wooo Hoo!! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then being surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I havent quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Havent you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth; youre just jealous. Now lay off on some of these things. We both know who is boss here! You dont see me picking up your poop do you?
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 09:46:52 +0000