10 REASONS WHY DOGS HATE THEIR OWNERS... #1 Yelling at me for barking… I’M A DOG FOR DOG’S SAKE!! #2 Taking me for a walk, but not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? #3 Blaming your farts on me…not ok! #4 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home :) #5 Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? #6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. #7 Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. #8 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop, just stop! #9 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet. #10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous. Nevertheless, I am a dog. So I still love you! #1 Yelling at me for barking… I’M A DOG FOR DOG’S SAKE!! #2 Taking me for a walk, but not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? #3 Blaming your farts on me…not ok! #4 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home :) #5 Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? #6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. #7 Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. #8 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop, just stop! #9 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet. #10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous. Nevertheless, I am a dog. So I still love you!
Posted on: Mon, 09 Sep 2013 03:48:31 +0000
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