**10 Reasons Why My Cat is a Sadist** 1. He wakes me up with a slap to the face. 2. When I scream, OH GOD NO STOP THAT he continues what hes doing with a gleeful look on his face. 3. He watches to see what annoys me the most and then does that. Every. Single. Time. 4. Licks + Bites = Love. 5. He always wants to be on top of me - on top of the cabinets, on top of the refrigerator, on top of the bookcase. 6. When I show him affection he returns it with pain. 7. Random nips, bites, claws - from behind the furniture, around the corner, under the blankets. 8. He routinely blames the dog for his transgressions and believes 100% in his innocence. 9. The eyes. The stare. The Look. And last but not least.... 10. He does his best work with his sharpest instruments.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 16:54:48 +0000
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