10 tips to Make It Through To Dawn at Fox Rocks. 1. Prepare - FR starts at 7.30pm with a drinks reception. Dont pre load - you have a long way to go. 2. Dont be late - Those Moscow Mules wont last forever and dinner is at 8.30pm so dont be London Cool - This is the country. If we start at 7.30pm we start at 7.30pm - if you arrive at 9pm no one will notice your Cool late arrival and you dinner will be inside my rapidly expanding Fox Hound Puppy Poem. 3. Bring Cash - See above - This is not London. Your credit card is useless here - we only accept cash. 4. Book your taxi in advance - We are not in London - See above. If you try and call a cab at 2am you will still be waiting at 2pm the next day. This is the country the only cab youll find here is the one on my John Deere. 5. Ladies - Your feet are going to hurt. You wont listen to me but some sort of soft shoe for latter in the night will stop the pain. Any unattended shoes will be removed by my Fox Hound Puppy Poem. (she tends to leave them in the village grave yard - some sort of offering to Nimrod The Mighty Hunter) 6. Teats on bottles of wine are cool (Im talking to you Ciren lot) but dont spray the lead singers crotch with red wine. You will ruin his White, skin tight, rock and roll jeans. 7. Whilst we are talking about the lead singer - dont try and drunkenly drag him off the stage and make love to him mid rock number...... Your a married woman and hes got a job to do -(Im talking to you NA!) 8. Pace yourself. I have given assurances to the council that I will not directly pour shots into your mouths during the event (not the strangest request from the council - That was to have a mobile morgue....) 9. Wine, water, wine, cocktail, wine, water, Gin and tonic, Jager Bomb, water... etc Get the hint? 10. When you fall - and you will - when you feel tired, when you think you might go home...... MAN UP - Dawn is coming and she wants you there.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 17:13:28 +0000
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