100 Things to do In Prison SO HOW MANY DID WE DO???? 100. Bocce Ball 99. Play tennis 98. Get married 97. Write a book 96. Sleep 18-hours a day 95. Fast 94. Ice Cream for Breakfast 93. Make fun of guards for guarding, not correcting 92. Read a book a day 91. Build your vocabulary 90. Teach a class 89. Complain, all day 88. Blame the judge for your plight in life 87. Blame the prosecutor for your plight in life 86. Blow 300 phone minutes in 7 days 85. Spend your whole commissary limit in one shopping 84. Visit 83. Get divorced 82. Go to the hole aka SHU. 81. Use a cell phone, then watch you get locked up and sent to a medium security prison 80. Snitch 79. Talk to the guards 78. Smuggle out a hard boiled egg from the chow hall and get sent to the hole 77. Change the channel in TV room and get reprimanded by Big Homie in TV room. 76. fall into a state of depression when football season ends 75. fail a drug test 74. cry about not getting enough halfway house time 73. Become a paralegal 72. Become a jailhouse lawyer 71. Layout 70. learn to cut food without the benefit of a knife 69. get sent to a higher security prison 68. gamble 67. teach 66. play music 65. get a chair dropped on your head for cutting in line 64. learn how the BOP makes money of the backs of prisoners 63. secure a job in the halfway house 62. laugh as men talk about the money they have while wondering why they have no $ for commissary 61. get fatter 60. get slimmer 59. buy into the rumors about legislative relief 58. ignore your family 57. sit for hours watching the clock tick 56. complain about the rationing of toilet paper 55. wake early to find peace while dorm sleeps 54. learn to sleep through any noise or smell 53. watch in disbelief as you work in kitchen with men who questioned existence of Holocaust 52. create a plan to reach thousands of people 51. spend 20 minutes getting the cheapest floss ever made out of your teeth 50. nearly break your leg while jumping down from top bunk 49. watch in disbelief as guards need 2 attempts to get accurate count for census count 48. watch in disbelief as guards need 4 attempts to get accurate count for census count 47. exercise without weights 46. learn a second language 45. enroll in a community college 44. contribute to University research projects 43. trade the stock market 42. wonder who put up platitudes on the fence on the softball field about “helping offenders prepare for re-entry” 41. look like a science experiment when they run the troubled high schoolers through the dorm to show what could be in “store for them” 40. appreciate the wonderful songs prisoners sing on holidays 39. watch men freak out if their dorm does not win the cleanliness inspection 38. learn to public speak 37. see prisoners struggle due to totally inadequate medical attention 36. learn benefits of being a loner 35. loathe men who watch the Kardashians and Sons of Anarchy all day, then call home to complain how hard prison is 34. enroll in RDAP 33. get a bachelors degree 32. get a master defree 31. get a PHD 30. suffer from Stockholm Syndrome 29. have the best meal of your life 28. Outcrew 27. develop perspective on life 26. learn the prisoners who say they did not cooperate, cooperated 25. pay men to do your work 24.watch in disbelief as guards need 7 attempts to get accurate count for census count 23. see almost every tattoo imaginable 22. watch men not want to leave 21. see men return only to say, “ain’t no chances coming for a felon” 20. learn how much you can actually do with a book of stamps 19. learn to live out of a small locker 18. embrace having to listen to unsolicited advice 17. find joy in reading the LA times from the previous week 16. bingo 15. wonder if this will ever end 14. interview fellow prisoners 13. escape 12. become obsessed with Ayn Rand 11.wonder why taxpayers are so disinterested in our systems of corrections that makes failures of so many 10.find joy in scrubbing pots and pans in the chow hall 9. drop friends in an instant if their plan does not align with yours 8. learn to tell your story with precision 7. become an expert in something 6. obsess over how you will tell your unborn children you went to prison 5. dream 4. reclaim my dignity and self esteem 3. learn to love living without an iPhone, text and email 2.learn to think like an underdog 1. access daily whether my actions align with my values and goals
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 03:25:52 +0000
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