15 Reasons Why Your Dogs Haircut Costs More Than Yours! (This is so true) 1.You dont go for 8 weeks and NEVER wash or brush your hair. 2. Your hairdresser doesnt have to CARRY you back and forth, kicking and screaming, to the sink. 3. You dont leap from the tub in a mad soapy rush to escape. 4. Your hairdresser doesnt wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim! 5. Your hairdresser doesnt clean your ears! 6. Your hairdresser doesnt have to remove the boogies from your eyes. 7. You sit still. You dont bite & scratch your hairdresser. 8. Your hair cut doesnt include a manicure and pedicure. 9. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hair on your head! 10. The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim. 11. You dont collapse on the table and refuse to sit up. 12. You probably dont launch yourself at the window trying to attack the people on the other side. 13. You probably havent tried to catch a skunk right before your hair appointment. 14. Your hairdresser probably doest have to chase you down and drag you out from under a bed! 15. You dont decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all other patrons to join in!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 19:32:46 +0000