15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1.**Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking. 2.**Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3.**Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4.**Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares . . . and see what**** happens. 5.**Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away. 6.**Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. 7.**Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers youll invite them in if theyll bring*pillows from the bedding department. 8.**When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Why cant you people just leave me alone? 9.**Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10.**While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11.**Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12.**In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13.**Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME! PICK ME! 14.**When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO! NO! Its those voices again!!!! (And; last, but not least!) 15.**Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 02:57:24 +0000
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