2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile. 1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he. 2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyo hass rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu! Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he. Dr: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: Aisa kab hota he? Sardar: Phone karte waqt. Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hu. Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hu. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade. After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le! Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?! Hitler: Theres no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary. Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 18:03:38 +0000
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