21. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender. 22. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie. 23. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame. 24. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé. 25. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana. 26. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes. 27. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror. 28. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. 29. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” 30. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
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