23 Okada Street, Bomb Quarters, Nigeria. 29th July, 2012. Dear Sir, Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company. I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012. I am a native of Delta, with a Borno State Mother. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State. Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous. Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends. I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing. Attached is one of my operational pictures, I will send more especially those I took with foreign hostages on request. Hoping to hear from you soon. Thanks, Yours Faithfully, Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Aboki Dudu. Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:15:10 +0000