3 cheezo se bani he duniya- himmat hosla or dum 3 lamho se bani he zindagi- khushi,ehsaas or gum 3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-u,me or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi Arz he.. Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga... Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge 9.00 : *beep beep*.. Msg received... salary credited to ur a/c Me:yipeeee.. 9.01 : *beep beep* Home EMI auto debited.. 9.02 : *beep beep* Car loan EMI auto debited.. 9.03 : *beep beep* Credit card bill auto debited.. 9.04 : *beep beep* Phone bill auto debited.. 9.05 : *beep beep* Electricity bill auto debited.. 9.06 : *beep beep* LIC EMI auto debited.. 9.07 : *beep beep* Medical insurance EMI debited.. 9.08 : *beep beep* Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo, hai raat to subah ka intzar karo, wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko, rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi Dear Suraj Bhagwan, Please go to settings >display >brightness and lower your brightness! Neta- Hamari party me CORRUPT logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..! ,, ,, Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA? Latest IPL Adv: Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi... 3G ki shakti hume dena data Cell ka signal kamjor ho na Hum rhe range me har kadam pe Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na! Boss-Tumari ability? Lady secretary- Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu, Honest hu, Hardworking hu, Qualified hu, Experienced hu, Deserving hu, Typing janti hu, File sahi rakhti hu, Computer me expert hu, Thoda accounts b janti hu, Boss: aur kuch Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu Sabse Jaruri Baat k Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...! Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!! Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte, bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me. Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi. Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.! Santa: doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical store. Doctor:oh sorry, i forgot to write the medicine. That was my signature. Welcome to the season of: Smooching Squeezing Licking Sucking and getting dirty! Dont tax your brain so much... Its Mango season! Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic sms sms for girlfriend Very Emotinal sms: Grlfnd 2 byfnd-i m pregnant Byfnd-r u sure ki ye mera hai? Girl crying and says Yaar sab log aise bologe To kaise chalega? A boy found aladins lamp, he asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more..!! . . . . . He laughed & said: . . Multiplication does not apply on zero..!! Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile! To use na kholen! Usme meri photo ho sakti hai or apki zara si laparwahi . . . . . . Apko mera diwana bana sakti hai... Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai. Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai. Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai... Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati Sala kaha rehta hai.? Circut: dhobigath pe. Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..? Circut: bhai english main usko, Washington kehte hai. Arz kiya hai… ye bima company wale bhi kya gazab karte hai.. Logo ki biwiyon ke paas ghanto baith kar, pati ke marne ke faayde batate hain… Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho. Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ki mere pass kutta kyu khada hai.. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life! Wo Sath Tha Hamare, Ya Hum Paas The Us Ke..!! Wo Zindagi K Kuch Din, Ya Zindagi Thi Kuch Din.?? School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar. 1. Set the alarm of 7:00 am. 2. Wake up at 6:59 am. 3. Off the alarm before it alarms. 4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!! Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye har answar me woh dard bhar do ke check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye. Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office. Banta: Wow! You lucky dog. Santa: Hardly. Banta: Why? Santa: Theyre all like read only files! Afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli Afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli Dont touch my choli . . . I want only viraat kohli.. Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega; mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega! I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë. Zindagi Kabhi Mushkil To kabhi Aasaan Hoti hai. Kabhi Uff To kabhi WAh Hoti hai. Na bhulna kabhi apani Smile Kyon ki is se hi har Mushkil aasaan hoti Hai The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath, the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou! Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp; Ü r the vision of my eye; Ü r the smile of my lips; Ü r the beat of my heart; Ü r an angel in my prayers; Ü r the light of my life; Ü r every thing to me ; MY lõve! MY Life! Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes Garibon ki thaali mein shaahi- pulaav aa gaya, lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs Apke paon buhut khoobsurat hain, Kia yehi khoobsurat paon mere bachon ki jannat ban sakte hain?...............express your love in a funny way Usne toh sab keh dala hai baton hi baton me....... Aur hum ek ishaara bhi na ker sakey itni saari mulaqaaton me. A girl gorgeous instantly becomes 500% less attractive the moment you realize that she has a boyfriend. Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“ Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho. Latest facebook Relationship Status: a aa i ee u oo mera dil na todo................ When i am not able to decide between aap and tu, I automatically switch to English People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside. The sweetest msg: wife to husband : you should learn to hug ur mistakes. The husband immediately hugged her ! Like the dew drops on the flowers I love the feelings of ur lips on mine with the warmth of ur embance.... I love to keep sinking in your arms always all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs. Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu. Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Pane Se, Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se, Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo. Sir: thora ruko aram se longa. Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge.... Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ? Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga.. Kabhi toota nahi mere dil se teri yaad ka rishta, guftugoo jiss se bhi ho khayal tera hi rehta hai.. Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member. Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the Broom! Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them! Its not possible to Make Everyone Happy :); But its possible to Be Happy with Everyone :)! Good Morning! Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people. Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ?? What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they dont share the same news at least 100 times, they really dont sit quietly! Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages The main tension of parents nowadays..!! What their sons download…. And What their daughters upload ladkiyaan bhaav nahii deti, pitaji paise nahi dete, log naukri nahi dete, paan wala udhaari nahi deta.. soch raha hu dharne par baith jau. Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf Virginity hi deti hai Beauty of ENGLISH- Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ? Heres an example: Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .! Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..! Oh Jack plz dont touch..! Oh Jack plz dont..! Oh Jack plz...! Oh Jack.. ! Oh....! O ! Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! girls pc folder: C\desktop\songs \romantic songs! . Boys pc folder . C\windows\system32\drivers \studymaterial\important files \educational stuff\datastructure an alogrithims\SUNNYLEONE.avi Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ?? Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not. . . . . . Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, Ill be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2014 Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai? Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai . . . Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge! Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h wah wah aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as... ||||||||| || ||||| | ||||||| || ||| ||||||||| ||| and......Lastly he writes.. answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!! Plz Dont kill me after reading this- Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ? Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai ! Banta- kaise ? Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur ? Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana. Ek baar santa ki bhains kho gaye woo use dhoondta huwa park me pahucha wha ek ladka appne premika ki ankh me aankhe dal kaar kah raha rha tha- Jaan mughe tumhari aakho me puri duniya nazar aati hai Santa bola, bhai jara dekh kaar batao ki meri bhains kaha hai ?? Gaon mai bijli aayegi sun kar logo ke saath kutte bhi khush hue. Bole, bijli aayegi toh khumba bhi lagega For me youre as: Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa; Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer; Cream for Cake, Water for Lake; Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me! Beautiful Lines: __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ Next time, Ill send you beautiful circles! Dil Dard Karta Hai Jis Ki Dava Tum Ho Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai.. Bas ek aakhri sawal ladki ne kabhi Asaram Bapu se Ashirwad to nahi liya na?? Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….? . . . Bus conducter. Chaliye, chaliye, aage badhiye. Aage badhiye. Aage badhte rahiye. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... . . Immediately after Marriage!! Wife Mobile, Husband Simcard, Dono Mile To Hua Recharge, Beta Hua To Incoming, Beti Hui To Outgoing, Twins Hue To Bonus Talktime, Kuch Na Hua To Network Problem! sochiye ki Physics kese aasan ho sakti the ? agar agar agar agar agar Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes Breaking news: asharam bapu jail me bimar hai. Vitamin she ki kami ho gai hai Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . Jab customer care wale kehte hai, Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe Shila dexit singing: aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to vaat lag jaaye oho vaat lag jaaye!! Dilli mein Jitni Seats congress ne jeeti hai utni toh humari class mein khaali padi rehti hai. Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son.. Tere husn ko parde ki zarurat hi kya hai, Kaun hosh mein rehta hai tujhe dekhne ke baad....! Ye pyaar mohobt uss dor ki baatein h.... Jab makan kacche or insan sacche hua krte the....!! Students Life is Like English Movies School = Jurassic Park.. Principal = King Kong.. Vice Principle = Hulk.. Teachers = Aliens.. Class Guys = Planet of Apes.. Class Gals = Charlies Angels.. Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea Exam = Mission Impossible Invigilator = Terminator.. Result = 2014 ..(end of the world) Navjot Singh Sidhus son in school... Teacher: What is a Noun??? . . . Chote paji : Oye madam g..... Arz kiya hai... Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king, A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. ! Thoko taali.. Upar se gussa dil se ijhar karte ho, mere sms, call ka intezaar karte ho, Lakh chupaao lekin sab pata h, Tum bhi muje pyar krte ho..............love proposal sms in hindi Mera Wajud Meri Mohabat Se H, Muje Garur Meri Mohabat Pe H Muje Chahte Honge Or Bhi Bahut Log Mgr Muje Mohabat Apni Mohabat Se Hai. Urgent girlfriend needed.. Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner. A family comes out of an electronic shop Son holds ipad Daugher holds ipod mother holds iphone Father is holding a banner that says |_I paid_| gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ? Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo...................mobile jokes Pyaar wo hai jis mein sachaii saath ho Saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho Uski har addaa par naaz ho Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho..............................love proposal sms Zndgi ko pyar aap se jayada nahi karte.. Kisi pe aitbaar aap se jayada nahi karte.. Aap ji sake mere bina to acchi baat hai.. Hum ji lenge aapke bin ye waada nahi karte..! Jaisi Hai Teri Tamanna Waise Pyaar Karenge, Har Dhadkan Par Apni Wafa Ka Ikraar Karenge, Jaha Bhi Jaoge Har Kadam Hume Hi Paaoge, Ishq Ke Har Mod Par Tera Intezaar Karenge… Todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata. Soch samajh ke pyar kiya nahi jata. Yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti. Agar dil se ho to uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nai jata Ek na ek din mil jaane ka waada karo.. Meri zndgi me fir aane ka waada karo.. Bahut tanha hu mai tumhare bina.. Mujhe gale se lagaane ka waada karo.. Choom kar mere hontho ko tum meri sanso me bas jaane ka waada karo...........superb love msgs for special one ,:**; *;,%.; Ye Ek Ped __)(__ Hai... Khubsurat Hai Na, Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi ++.++. + Aap isme + + ho = + + , ,+ yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte. Friends are: F: Fabulous R: Real I: Impeccable E: Everlasting N: Necessary D: Delectable and S: Spicy....................best friendship quotes ever Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Lets go out for dinner tonight. She printed a Congress Symbol on my face! Dil Se Liya 1st D Love Se Liya 2nd O Rose Se Mila 3rd S Geet Se Mila 4th T Sathi Se Mila 5th I Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari DOSTI. Nayi Cheez Dekho: Voda (F) one Ai (R) cell Rel (I) ance id(E) a Bs (N) l TATA In(D) icom Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai! Jewellery shop me ek admi ki zabrdst pitayi ho gyi , why ? ? ? ? Any guess ? ? ? Dont know ? ? ? Because usne cute sales girl se kaha ki .. ! ! aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki hai ! ! Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ?? Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri.. Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri. Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte. Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baanhon mein... K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name?? . Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. . . . . . . . . . Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain. Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya Teacher: Very Good Kisme Aaya? Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........very very funny jokes 2014 Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS. Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai I love u 2 Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi Kisi khoobsurat mausam me, meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do.. Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare.. Or na pehchano, to tum hmare.. Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum, meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum, chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar, meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....! Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain, Sachhe Pyar Mein....! Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain, Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!! Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanson mein tu!!! Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse....... Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !! ______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge??? G O O D _____/ \----/ / ____// \,,,\--// ___// --\,,,\// __// ----\,,,,,,/ _IGHT F R I E N D. English Class Kid: Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting): No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid: Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni! Wife is a Memory Card; Husband is an ATM Card; Parents are PAN Card; Girlfriend is a Debit Card; Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card; Child is an Identity Card; But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere! Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol- Gappa hi gir gya..... . . . . . . JaB Gol-Gappy wala bolaPlz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - facebook/ papu.golgappe A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning! Sweet love proposal - Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi? Q 2: Whats the name of Lord Ramas elder son? Q 3: Whats the style of Swami Narayans Tilak? . Answers: 1. I 2. Luv 3. U Power and Wealth are fruits of life; But Family and Friends are roots of life! We can manage without the fruits; But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs Hawa chal rahi hai right, Taare chamak rahe hain bright, Moon taaro k beech me hai white, Zyada mat socho band karo light, Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se; Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main; Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai; Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se! Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile. Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart! Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time. But relations shine by holding hands in critical times! Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time! Faith is like Wi-Fi... Its invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need! Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho? Santa ne likh diya, . . bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun. Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ? Cute sms Hindi | mobile sms in hindi | best sms hindi | Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab ho shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue- dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi » ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h. ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h. Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu.. . . . . . . . kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta ,(.) Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa _/ \_ Muj se ab ye JUDAI ka ZEHAR pia nhi jata dosto . . . . HØ Ske to . . Mujhe 2 glass Anar Ka Juice hi pila do (,)/ or suno! /] [ .! !. Burf mat dalwana.. Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai, Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai, Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai, Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna, Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai, Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez, Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai, Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings Âll Ï wanted was sm1 to Care 4 me Âll Ï wanted was sm1 who’d be there 4 me Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 who’d be True Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 like U Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif sms........impress your girlfriend/ beloved , -. .- , , -. .- , •.¸.•´•.¸.•´ I FEEL U MISS U THIS WAY MY LOVE MY LIFE My love towards you is like no other.... its loyal and true its strong and pure Hear my heart dear I love you forever Together we always cheer..................best love quotes for your beloved Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge. Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......latest santa banta jokes latest funny sms in hindi | latest hindi funny sms | latest funny jokes sms | jokes sms in hindi | sms in hindi jokes Friendship is: A bond of love; A medal of trust; A shoulder in sadness; A hand in darkness; Something that doesnt cost; And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms / quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf Khushbo kyon na hogi meri guftugu mein Main ne kuch waqt guzaara hai ek phool jese shakhs k sath..!! Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. 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