3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Zimbabwe. They go with White House official to examine the fence. The Indian takes out a tape & does some measuring, works some figures Well, he says, I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me). The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says, I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me). Zimbabwean doesnt measure or figure, but he leans over to the White House official & whispers,$2,700. The official says, You didnt even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? The Zimbabwean whispers $1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job! Proudly Zimbabwean!!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 09:33:47 +0000
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