3 men a philosopher,mathematician & Ogwefi were out riding on a field when it crashed into a tree.Before any1 knows it,dey found demselves standing b4 d pearly gates of heaven,where St.Peter & d devil were standing nearby. Gentlemen d devil started,due to d fact dat heaven is now overcrowded,therefore St.Peter has agreed to limit d number of people entering heaven.If any1 of u can ask me a question which i dont know or cannot answer,den ur worthy enough to go to heaven,if not,ull com wit me to hell. the philosopher stepped up,ok giv me d most comprehensive report on socrates teachings. A stack of paper appeared next to d devil.d philosopher read it & concluded it was correct.den go to hellwit a snap of his fingers d man disappeared. D mathematician den askedgiv me d most complicated formular d world has ever seen. anoda stack of paper appeared next to d devil.d man read it & reluctantly agreed it was correct.then go to hell Ogwefi den stepped forward &saidbring me a chair!d devil brought forward a chair.drill 7 holes on d seat.d devil did just dat.Ogwefi den sat on d chair & let out a very loud fart.Standing up,he asked,which hole did my fart came out from? d devil inspected d seat & said, d third hole from d right.Wrong said Ogwefi,Its from my asshole Ogwefi went to heaven.... Hehehe how many likes for Ogwefi?
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 22:19:32 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015