300 reasons to save your money! Watch this first- (its 1 min long) youtube/watch?v=lIr8u0j08gU Hello, I just wanna say you look amazing today. Welcome to another installment of what the hell will liquir say next. Our guest today needs no introduction. I paid (full price) to watch the original 300 movie - Not once, Not twice, but Three, yes count them... Three Times. (FULL PRICE no less Thats how much I was on King Leonidass balls. I single handledly put more money in his pocket then nba players put strippers through college. The premise of that movie was 300 men versus an army. The main characters beard has its own twitter account, instagram, and 300 followers. My first sons middle name was -Wait for it-Leonidas-Northwest but the nurse thought i was joking. All joking aside I thought 300 was exactly what it should have been. Exciting, Motivating and Entertaining. They didnt try to win an oscar. It told a story, had a strong male lead and 300 abs wet, dirty, and slow-mo-ed. O yeah and someone died or something. Thats the set up. Thats what 300 Rise of an Empire has to live up to. Got it, ok now. This is what they decided to do. Take 8 years to make a sequel, call it a squeakquel, take the same exact plot and time frame !!BUT!! focus on a different group (the athenians?). Its like making a sequal to Michael Jacksons life and following around Bubbles. The famous line from the clip above is See old friend I brought more soldiers than you. And they prove it by dressing up like blue spartens and riping off all the spartens moves and style. (All except not dying). This is basically the made for TV version of 300, but they added blood. Even in the movie it takes 50 Athenians to equal 1 Spartan. The named should be changed to 15000, A squeakquel to 300. The most interesting parts are when they are talking about what the 300 Spartens are doing (Thats the funniest joke on this and its not a joke). Xerxes (pronounced Zerk-sees) is even a crying little girl in this movie. I swear they should have replaced all the swords with walkie talkies or pillows and had a sleep over and hugged it out. If you liked 300, paying for this movie will be the same as paying to watch bums fight instead of the UFC. Paying to watch the Bears play instead of the NFL. or paying to watch the Cubs drop a 110th deuce or whatever number their on. Well its official we have this years biggest dropped or Brandon Marshall of Movies (League leader in dropped passes). Seriously even the point where they are suppose to get motived about fighting tells you somethings wrong. 300s speech is titled No retreat. No surrender. That is Spartan law 15000s is titled I prayed the Spartans would come and save us. Yes we are just Farm hands. I played a dangerous game! AND I LOST! Here are the links to the best quotes of each movie. Thats all you need to know. Hope you like the liquir. P.S. their abs suck 300 - youtube/watch?v=CNQlwYQGEec 15000 - You failed us all, this is your fault, guy 1 Without Spartans we are just farm hands, guy 2 We should have negotiated with the Persians when we had the chance guy 3 You are all right. Main character. Yes we are just farm hands. Yes, we are just tradesmen, we are boys. If you like the rants please Share/Like my page. https://facebook/reelreviews13
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 03:13:12 +0000
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