32 years of looking at my reflection without too many dilemmas. Lately, when I muse on my, by and large, changeless face i ask: how is it that I dont have lips? I dont know for sure, its neither here nor there, but from my teeth to my nose I pretty much just have skin where an upper lip should be. I blame the advent of filtered Instagram selfies and the overkill of the duck face phenomenon cause if I were on a modern day medical comedy about army doctors then my characters name on this M*A*S*H* redo would be No Lips Houlihan. Id probably almost feel bad for myself if it werent that reassuring dryness/burning feeling I get that reminds me I have something there to keep putting Chapstick on. Bottom line: down with all the unnatural duck-face posers. Hooray for Chapstick or any kind of stick made for your lips.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 02:04:08 +0000