4:11 am, laundry done and house it clean. Those pets of mine tear it up before I get up they goin on Craigs List lol. Naw lol. They will tear it up and Ill still love them. But as I was doing my chores Shawty and Sissy was sitting there watching me. I ran them off. Their the reason I got so many chores and then they gonna watch me sweating while cleaning it all up. They play in the litter box, get a hold of the mail and shred it, you gotta hang butt wipe from the ceiling or it looks like the carpet is covered in snow when you get up, drag my dirty laundry out of the basket into the living room to lay on it, etc. And the cats help. They are the ones that knock the butt wipe to the floor, knock stuff off the counters. This morning [afternoon] their chasing each other in my bed waking me up. I have a headboard. A big one. The cats get on the top every night and every morning. They shake it. The glass goes clank clank, clank clank. There are times I sit up in the bed and scream, STOP IT!!!! They flop straight down. Mommas had enough. Mookie has taken recently to hanging off my curtains I just recently made! His intentions are to reach a paw out from the couch [which I have a foot away from the window because of him and Sissy both to prevent them from destroying the blinds at every damn sound they hear], his paw grabs the curtain with his claws out to move it to look out, hes snagged, trying to shake loose, falls off the couch and is hanging there on my curtain. Sissy ticks Terra Queen off. Sissy barks if anyone comes here. Well she does not shut up till they leave! lol. And Tony Mccullough taps on the desk to get her going again if she does shut up! Shawty is the one that kills me. She cannot jump onto anything in this house with those dwarf legs of hers. The body has grown, the legs do not, and theyre all bowed out. She barks to be lifted up. Well its worse when Im in the tub. And that is the sharpest most ear piercing bark. I tell her to shut up. She decides its conversation time. YAP! YAP! YAP! And those crazy cats tease the dogs. Lawd when they go up and down that hall! But I love em! Momma May is a B since she got fixed. She beats her kids. She slaps them constantly. Dinky is my quiet shy baby since she got fixed. Avoids every one.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 09:57:25 +0000
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