4 men – a Mark, Bismark, George and Matome were being interviewed for a top job. The President decided to carry a test, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. The next morning, first up was Mark. “Here’s your question,” said the President “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” Without hesitation, he replied “A thought, because it takes no time at all.” “Very good answer,” said the President. Next up was the George, “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. “A blink,” replied George “cos you don’t think about a blink. It’s a reflex.” “Good answer,” replied the president. Next was Bismark, “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. Bismark thought for a moment, “Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately.” “That’s a great answer,” replied the president. Finally, it was Matome turn. “Whats the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. Scratching his head Matome replied: “Running Stomach, because last night after eating, I was lying on my bed when I got these stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light, IT DROPPED. Be the judge who would u employ?? LIKE + COMMENT + SHARE THIS JOKE...
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 08:06:37 +0000
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