4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola 1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..? Petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur... Fir charo ne usi floor pe Restuarent khola 1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..? Petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. Chal ek aur... Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi.. Kyu..? 2 sardar aage Aur 2 piche baith ke Sawari dhund rahe the.. Chal ek aur... Taxi kharab ho gayi. Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya. Taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..? 2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the.. Chal ek aur.... Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa, warna tujhe maar denge. Bachha ghar gaya Aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..? Bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...! Plz, phone mat fek dena... 😧😆😆 Santa Electric Shop me: 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents. Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota. Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka Killer One: Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya. 3 Baba Baithe The Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the. Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai? Baba- Masala.. Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho SARDARS JOKE Sardar called customer care:- Ji meri Bhais mera sim khaa gayi h & bhag gayi. Customer care:- To hum kya kare..? Sardar:- Ji ye puchna tha ke roming to nahi legegi..? 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h. Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho. Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena. Conductor:- 2 kyu. Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega. Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to. Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega. 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h... 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno... 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai. Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h. Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye. Kese..? Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Eak Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu. Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1 behan mere naal hi vyaahi hai. 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Eak Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to have sir.? Sardar:- 1 Plate Eggs father... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle. Air hostess:- Hello sir be silent. Plz Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,alle alle. 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..? Halwai:- 30 saal se. Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani. 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai... 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar 1st time plane me baitha. Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha hai. 🙊🙊🙊🙊 Sardar ne 1 aadmi ko jordar tamacha maar diya. Aadmi:- Maine kya galti ki hai? Sardar:- Tum saale galti karo, uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Jan 2014 05:59:53 +0000
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