49 minutes in and I have no idea what is going on. Big Bear POV has killed Laura Dern in a bra (and supposedly Charlie Sheen and George Clooney are in this as well, but no luck spotting them so far). Raiders of the Lost Arks John Rhys-Davis has now entered the scene as a French-Candian-Indian trapper named Bouchard, who everyone repeatedly says is the best grizzly trapper youll ever find (and the cruelest, according to Deborah Raffin, Director of Bear Management). Toto Coelo, quite possibly the worst girl-pop group in the history of girl-pop groups, rehearses You Take The Milk From The Coconut. We have a 4 minute helicopter landing scene. Louise Fletcher as the governor (?) / Mayor from Jaws has several arguments with hero park ranger Hollister / Sheriff Brody about why she cant spare any state troopers from show security even after 4 people have been slaughtered by the 20 foot tall grizzly (You know what happens at rock concerts, dont you?). And a quartet of unlovable hicks that fit in neatly between Deliverance and Southern Comfort just knocked out another park ranger who caught them enjoying one of the films spectacularly irresponsible campfires.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:04:00 +0000
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