4chan vs tumblr feminists. My children, our lord hath delivered unto me a message. Lo, he said to me: tumblr hath been a bunch of fat whiny cunts for far too long. Verily shalt we shut down those skanks posting inane bullshit and trying to ruin my perfect world. For indeed, did I create woman of mans rib, forever intending that woman be a servant to man. Feminism is a sin and all those who follow that creed shall burn in the very depths of hell for eternity. I hath warned thee in the past not to worship false prophets, yet ye worship these self proclaimed womyn as they attempt to derail the very fabric of nature. Mayhap I need send another prophet such as my previous, who was tragically mocked and beaten by feminists. Rest well, however, for Archangel Rodger is fine resting in the eternal bliss of heaven. I too, as your Lord and Saviour, wish to renounce this horrific religion of tumblr and feminism. Alas, my words only hold so much weight, in this modern age, now that atheism has weakened me of my powers. Believe, my children, and rejoice once more as I use my superpowers to resurrect man as he once was and put woman back in her rightful place!
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 02:58:34 +0000