5 FACTS ABOUT WOMEN AND THEIR PET NAME. I once told my girlfriend that some women have egg brain and she denied me my basic privilege for more than one month and nearly kicked me out of the relationship. Lets deal with some pet names ladies answer. 1,,ANGEL: In the whole of Bible women were not recognised as angels. The angels we have are all men and were designed for war. That means they have hard body and fierce looks, the only angel that bible said is beautiful is the devil, no wonder many of our women behave like devil. 2,,BABY: If u want to see smiles on the face of your girl just call her BABY, but baby is 3or4 days old child who doesnt know his left from his right, who only sucks breast and cries loud if the mother wastes time in feeding him. That is why most girls depends only on our pockets and were shameless to announce it to the roof top that we are stingy if we did not give them our hard earned cash. 3,,HONEY: This is another nice thing that women steal its name as their own. Honey tastes really good but many of women taste just like chloroquine, bitter leaf, nescafe, ginger, etc. 4,,TOMATOE JOS: Before tomatoes can be good to eat it has to go through serious frying. How many of you women can go through fire just for us men,?? Rather its us that suffer to put nkwobi,isi Ewu, fish bokoto, chicken periperi and drinks on their table, including their clothing ,iPhone, laptop, jewelries and their make ups even ordinary handkerchief. 5,,AKWA NWA (EGG): This very name is the one that annoys me most. And it is the igbos that bear it. Because egg is known for its fragility. But naija babes who claim to be eggs are not fragile at all! Their hearts are unbreakable, just do everything you like, but for you to break a naija babes hear? Na lie, rather they are the ones who will break yours - they will do it in such away that will make you angry and join the church choir. So I suggest that GIRLS should stick to the pet names our wise forefathers gave them which is ORI AKU (WEALTH CONSUMMER). Or choose any name from this list 1,,POCKET DRYER 2,,NO MONEY NO LOVE 3,,GOLD DIGGER 4,,SUGAR DADDIES ARE AWESOME 5,,MY BODY IS MY ACCESS 6,,EYES THAT PENETRATES POCKET 7,,MONEY FOR HAND BACK FOR GROUND 8,,SEND ME CREDIT 9,,SHOULD I SEND U MY BANK ACC? 10,,MY MAKE UPS, MY BEAUTY. Add yours. *Aboki shine my shoe* *prepares to go to Maiduguri *
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 21:03:28 +0000