5 Punekars and 5 Mumbaikars are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI): -------------------------------------- 5 mumbaikars buy only 1 ticket, and 5 punekars buy 5 tickets. Punekars are desperately waiting for TC to come..... When TC arrives, all 5 mumbaikars get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away. On the return journey, they dont get a direct train to Pune, so they decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune. SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA): -------------------------------------------- Punekars decided, This time, we will prove that we are smarter. 5 punekars buy 1 ticket, mumbaikars dont buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives.... All punekars IN ONE TOILET. ALL mumbaikars IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET. 1 mumbaikar gets out and knocks the door of punekars toilet. One hand comes out with the tickets, he takes the ticket and enters mumbaikar toilet. TC drives out all the punekars from the toilet, and they are heavily fined. SCENE 3 (LONAVALA): ------------------------------- Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Punekars are planning their move for a last chance, ... they board the local train to Pune. This time, punekars decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL punekars take 1 ticket ... Mumbaikars buy 5 tickets. TC Comes. All mumbaikars show their tickets, AND ......punekars are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!! Conclusion: Trains are life-line of Mumbai. Mumbaikars know every trick to survive ;) For a Mumbaikar.. 1. Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam and Kannada are all the same. 2. We all feel the inflation when there is a hike in the Vada Pav prices. 3. We call everyone boss/bro/dude. 4. Mumbaikar inventions : cutting chai, manchaw soup 1 by 2. 5. One God : Tendulkar 6. Bandra has more stars than the universe. 7. In Mumbai, not one day goes without rejection of taxiwala/rickshawwala. The probablity of a yes from a girl is more than a yes from them. 8. The Ganpati dance on Nashik dhol is the ultimate dance form. 9. If you shout Ganpati Bappa, youll definitely hear Morya in return. 100 %. 10. Boarding a Virar or a Khopoli bound train from Dadar is more difficult than getting into IIT/IIM. 11. Esselworld = Disneyland Marine Drive = Heaven 12. We all know the value of one minute when it comes to taking a train. Zara hatke zara bachke Yeh Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan.... Broadcast this and be proud to be a part of this city of dreams...Aamchi Mumbai.ðŸ’💠Mi Mumbaikar 🇮🇳
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 07:22:35 +0000
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