5 Struggles Only People Who Are Bagels Will Understand: 1) - TopicsExpress



          

5 Struggles Only People Who Are Bagels Will Understand: 1) Having poppyseeds and dehydrated onions sprinkled on you. 2) The toaster toasts both sides of you. No one remembers it has a setting just for you! 3) No one can cut you without getting crumbs freaking everywhere. 4) Getting soaked in an alkaline bath and then baked to achieve your unique texture. 5) Other people want to slice you in half, slather you in cream cheese, and cover you in smoked salmon. I should write for every clickbait website ever. Buzzfeed here I come.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 06:02:42 +0000

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