5 things are true when owing a puppy; 1) they give absolutely zero shits about your rules 2) No matter how hard you Chuck Norris train them, they will continue to piss on your overly priced bathroom rug 3) No matter how much you practice positive reinforcement - they will continue to eat the shit out of your rugs, furniture, and yoga pants 4) When holding them hostage in your bed to snuggle, they will stop at nothing short of amputating your limbs with their razor sharp teeth to get free 5) When they look at you with those sad puppy eyes, all is forgiven.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:55:15 +0000
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