5 things you dont know about me (and never will) 1. My parents were touring vaudeville actors, and I was born backstage in between sets in a theater in Gackle, North Dakota. 2. In my past lives, I was an ancient Mesopotamian noblewoman, an Amazon warrior, a Bantu shaman, and personal poodle walker for Marie Antoinette. 3. In 1968, my groundbreaking feminist novel, Sisters on the Verge of A Chocolate Rampage was shortlisted for the WoMan Booker Prize. 4. I was a child prodigy on bagpipes, and made my first public performance playing with the Loch Ness Philharmonic. 5. In my brief career as a mobster I gained notoriety as Laura The Lamb Chop.
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