6 Hilarious Things to Shout at Wimbledon: 1. ‘Come on Tim!’ - TopicsExpress



          

6 Hilarious Things to Shout at Wimbledon: 1. ‘Come on Tim!’ (Funny because Tim hasn’t played for 10 years, and it’s not Tim who’s playing, it’s Andy.) 2. ‘Who ate all the strawberries?! (Not me, because I’m allergic, and will go into anaphylactic shock!)’ 3. (All in one breath) ‘Who let the Djoks out? Who? Who Who? Novak let the Djoks out that’s who…because his name is Novak Djokovic.’ 4. ‘John Inverdale? John OUTverdale more like! (Centre Court erupts. Play is halted for one hour)’ 5. (Need to be dressed as a clown and maintaining eye contact with John McEnroe) ‘I cannot be serious!’ 6. ‘Give me an X axis! Give me a Y axis! What have we got? Steffi Graf!’
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 13:53:37 +0000

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