6 Things People Need to STOP Bragging About on Facebook Here are six things people seriously need to stop bragging about on Facebook immediately. (Take note.) 1.Your perfect spouse -- For the love of all things holy, PLEASE cool it with the sappy romance letters. We get it, you love your husband. But we dont need to know that he brings you breakfast in bed and a dozen roses every day, whispers sweet nothings in your ear, kisses your feet, and then weeps over how in love he is with you. (Gag me.) 2.Your perfect kids -- Theres a difference between being a proud mom because your kid got a good report card, and being an insane mom who insists her kid never does anything wrong, never talks back, never has a bad day at school, never throws a tantrum, and never achieves anything less than 100 percent greatness. 3.Your dress size -- Ok, so youre a size 2. We know that. We notice it every time you post a selfie while gazing into the mirror in your sports bra and yoga pants. You dont have to remind us every few days or so that youre a size 2. Really. 4.Your weight -- This isnt limited to women, because lately Ive seen dudes broadcasting the number on the scale in a status update. Why on earth would you put your weight out there for people to see unless you want a pat on the back for it? 5.Your amazing job -- Uhhhh, soooo, Im really guilty of this one. Ive posted the I love my job! or I cant believe I actually get paid to do this! sort of update on more than one occasion. And I apologize. Its great that I love my job, but I know not everyone loves their job. And its not fair for me or anyone else to brag about how great their career is -- because it might make some friends feel really, really shitty about theirs. (I wont do it anymore. I promise.) 6.Your workout -- OMG. I swear, if I have to hear about one more person sweating for four hours straight at the gym, Im going to scream. You worked out. Good for you. Now shut up about it and let me eat my Oreos in peace.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 02:38:35 +0000