6TYPES OF PPU U MEET IN BANKS 1. THE PEN BORROWERS: This set of ppu re always in d bank witout pen. Dis ppu are very dangerous, once u give dem ur pen u might find it difficult 3 identify dem. In a Nigeria bank once som1 aks you may i have ur pen? bliv me dats d last tym u wil see dat pen (except u re very lucky). 2. THE I DEY UR BACK TEAM: This set of ppu Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 takin d slip(withdrawal or deposit) all dey do is 2know d last person on d queue nd u hear dem sayin Bros am at ur back If care is not taken, abt 8 ppu can tel u i dey ur back o and at d end of d day dey start causing cofusion (na me dey him back, i don tel am b4, bla bla bla) 3. THE NO PROTOCOL TEAM : This set of ppu dont obey d 1st come, 1st serve slogan! dey re mouthed in d bank, immediately dey come in dey just walk up 2d cashier or bank manager, he asks dem o sit down nd widin 5mins dey re done wit dia transactions, while u stil dey luk lyk mumu 4 queue. 4. THE DOOR REJECTEES: This ppu alwayd hv problems wit d banks door, den u see dem removing dia belts, fones, keys etc.. yet d machine kips shouting go back!... Bros next tym come 2d bank naked e go allow u enter, # lmao . 5. THE SLIP WASTERS: This set of ppu are d ones wasting Nigerias slips, 2fill slip hard lyk jamb question, u see dem canceling, tearing, squeezing nd taking anoda slip, just to write common 1,750naira in words, even d so called Nigeria undergraduates are found wanting in dis scenario... # choii 6. THE PPU FROM ANODA PLANET: Dis ppu usually behaves as if dem no dey dis world, dey re always asking for date even wen dey re wearing wrist watch & hv a fone.. suprisingly after u tel dem d correct date dey wil stil ask 2 or 3 ppu more to be very sure. I tire 4dis ppu ooo.plz cONFESs!!!... Which number/s do you fall in???
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 19:35:01 +0000
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