7 horror movie observations, in no particular order: 1. If you hear a strange noise, walk through the house slowly, frequently revealing your location by repeating the words, hello? and Is anybody there? 2. If your being chased by a psycho killer, fall down and begin kicking frantically, scuffling across the ground. If nothing else, you may be able to kick some dirt in his eyes. 3. ALWAYS split up. This takes away the unfair advantage against the killer trying to take on a group of six at once. 4. Ignore the harbinger. Hes only lived in the town for 80 years. What does he know? 5. Be sure to drop the keys at least once when trying to unlock a car to escape. Killers love jingly sounds and will become momentarily distracted. 6. When you knock the killer out, be sure to leave the weapon lying nearby before running away. This way he can easily find it when he wakes up. Nothings worse than not being able to remember where you left something. 7. Always do exactly the same actions that caused the creation of the psycho killer. Traumatized psychos hell bent on revenge love that.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 06:18:58 +0000
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