8:13am... Annoying person : Hello, is this Michael? Me : Yes, who is this? AP: This is (some ethnic name I cannot pronounce) from (some stupid company) Me : Oh, you know its early right? AP : Im sorry, Im calling from (see above) Me : Youre sorry its early, or youre sorry youre calling me? AP : I just wanted to let you know we have sent you a final notice about your warranty. Me : I kinda got home like 6 hours ago and was sleeping...what are you actually sorry for? AP : Oh, well you havent responded to any of our mailings about your warranty on your Challenger Me : So youre sorry I havent responded, or that you woke me up from the sleep that I never get? AP : No, I was just saying that I have news about your expired warranty...did you want me to tell you about is? Me : What expired warranty? AP : The warranty that expired on your Challenger Me : You mean the lifetime warranty on my Challenger that will never expire? AP : Oh.....click Coming soon.....smart phones that automatically detect solicitor numbers and put that number into the call list of every other soliciting companies database so they can just annoy one another until the end of time
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 21:03:10 +0000
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