9 Funny jokes ============= Girl: Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. Ernie. But Im not doing anything.. Girl: Thats why Im warning you, Hurry up. CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket youve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. Ernie. Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it. TEACHER: Whats your favorite flower?.. Ernie: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. Ernie; I was oking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E. Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Ernie walked straight to the ugly girl. Ernie: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Ernie; Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Ernie; OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Ernie;: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big Ernie: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make it longer Ernie: The Ram is big ooooooo OPERATOR: 911, wats your emergency? Ernie: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. Ernie: The ugly one is winning. Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Ernie: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. Timmy; where have you been? Ernie: Watching a football match. Timmy; Who played?.. Ernie: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 01:06:42 +0000
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