99.9% of people who know the hubs dont really know him. I say this with love (obviously I married the guy so I have to think hes hilarious, albeit exasperating at times) but my husband is hands down the most critical person I know...and its bad because NO ONE but me knows. Yall think hes sooooo sweet. Lol. Top 5 Social Media Grievances of The Hubs: 1.) Perfect for this time of year. Any and all quote-challenge unquote Hubs says: Why in the (F) is everything a challenge why not set a goal and work to obtain it, why does it have to be termed an (FN) challenge. 2.) ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Hubs says: all these people who claim to give money I want to see...I bet you they havent donated (sh**) 3.) Sending Prayers your Way Hubs says: tell me all these people who claim that they are sending prayers someone elses way are dropping right then and there and praying for that person...you know they are really probably just sitting on the toilet. 4.) What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Hubs says: Yeah, what happens in Vegas REALLY stays in Vegas? Um...thats what they say the first hour, by the end of the trip weve seen all the dirty details and whore-ish moments...please send these tramps some prayers and a clue that nothing stays anywhere after youve posted your dirty deeds all over social media. 5.) Ghost Followers (people on your friends list who never like or comment but talk to you all about the stuff you post when they see you in person) Hubs says: Closet Haters...open and shut. If youre reading and not liking but you talk to me like you do when I see you, youre just trying to find a common thread but chances are youre really hating all I post and stand for. I love this guy...and now you know a teeny tiny subset of what I get to deal with. The man is an observer plain and simple. Hilarious and somewhat of an A-hole...but to know him is to love him.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 04:39:26 +0000
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