99.9% of the time, Im oblivious when a woman attempts to hit on - TopicsExpress



          

99.9% of the time, Im oblivious when a woman attempts to hit on me, or tries to flirt with me. I dont know why, but its true. However, while fueling up this evening, in preparation for my busy work week, I was apparently NOT in my usual state of oblivion. So, there I was, in the check out line behind two elegantly dressed women, who appeared to be in their early to mid-60s. One of them turned to me and said, I just wanted to tell you how nice you look! Me: Well, thank ya! Yall both look quite nice this evening, as well! Granny: I mean, seriously. Youre so very handsome! Me: A..youre too sweet! Granny: Im just saying that if you were a spool of yarn, Id crochet a blanket out of you, and wrap myself all up in it!!! Me: [Jaw-dropped. Beet red. Speechless.] Sigh. 😐 #sixpackchef
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 01:36:33 +0000

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