99 Buggered Old Fools In The Hall * If 99 buggered old fools in the hall had 98 friends with 97 vices would 96 of them complain to the 95 percent who disdain vices? Or would they choose instead to opt for the first of 94 other dilemmas suffered by the 93 percent of those past 92? And if this were so would 91 of those with an IQ well above 90 take 89 of their fellows to the 88 Club to dance 87 times around the maypole with 86 strangers and their 85 companions? 84 years in 83 countries spent seeking 82 provinces and 81 states had 80 odd elders counting 79 counties in 78 cities with mayors of 77 townships and councilmen of 76 hamlets. Here and there the 75 remaining survivors of the number 74 disaster spent their time worrying about their 73 remaining days of grace. Never did 72 of them worry about the 71 deaths of those now past 70, for only 69 of them had even one friend past 68. The 67 men with their 66 wives had 65 children in 64 days, but only 63 survived past 62 with more than a bankroll of 61 and change. 60 years before some 59 criminals escaped 58 cells with 57 accomplices in 56 minutes and 55 seconds. Some 54 guards were flummoxed when 53 of the criminals disappeared inside of 52 minutes and 51 seconds. 50 marshals and 49 sheriffs from 48 counties were corralled by 47 judges to apprehend the 46 who could not be found in less than 45 days and 44 hours. 43 of the news reports claimed that 42 of the 41 conspirators had 40 or more charges in the prior 39 months and 38 days. Yet only 37 of the 36 arrested were brought to justice, as 35 witnesses failed to find the 34 year old court house set to be demolished within 33 days henceforth. 32 commissioners held sway that in 31 days the 30 primary structures of the 29 districts would break with the 28 day cycle only now having reached day 27. If on day 26, 25 men and 24 women could merit 23 dockets of suitable complaint to 22 of the 21 members of the 20 year council, then 19 of the 18 complaints could be responded to in 17 hours and 16 minutes. 15 seconds later all 14 of the 13 duly elected gave their notice of 12 days, with only 11 remaining for more than 10 minutes before 9 took 8 to the 7 club for margaritas. 6 days hence 5 were found dead of 4 causes, 3 of which had only 2 known cases reported within 1 hundred years.
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