9JA BABES DON REBRAND Ooooh... You ask a 9ja babe out on a date and she manages To show up without her follow-follow friends?.. Can somebody shout HALLELUYAH!!! Ok fast forward » You ask her what shes having and she says in a very composed tone ILL HAVE JUST A PACK OF POPCORN PLEASE.. In your Mind You be like EH POPCORN KE? SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP I MUST BE DREAMING You codedly hide your shock and attempt to talk her into doing proper food or snacks and she insists shes bent on keeping the fats and calories down (Bros don happy die at least Money don save for that side) Fast forward » You both are having a great time laughing and getting along then she looks at her Wrist watch, TIME TO GO? you ask, YES DEAR she replies in yet another composed tone... She has had a great date wetin remain? But You are still shocked as per say You carry 9ja girl comot All wetin she order Na popcorn? Who says 9ja girls are greedy? For your Mind!... Fast forward » Just as you both get up to leave, she begins To look at the MENU at the top where orders are placed (My Guy in his Mind be like Noo! Noo!! Nooooooo!!! what is she looking at? Babe no pls dont do it please not the TAKEAWAY) She says BABY (she don promote you From DEAR To BABY because she wants takeaway) she starts Can we get some takeaway chicken and snacks for my siblings? Bent on impressing her, with pains in Your heart, You smile and say SURE WHY NOT? You stand behind her pretending to be watching whats on the tv whereas youre calculating what shes buying. Na 4 siblings she get oh but she don buy 6 takeaway packs plus extra 4 for her ancestors.. Girls are wicked!.. You pay The bills silently, e be like say make You cry but shes not even looking at your face. She still asks you to carry some of the nylons for her (oh great!) She says baby I had a great time Ill call you when I get home But ofcourse she wont call when she gets home cause shes too busy fighting with her siblings over who will crack The Bone of The Chicken on The extra takeaway pack.. Fast forward » 4days later she sends my guy a text Baby when are we Seeing again at KFC? My guy is yet To reply The text!.. 9ja babes I hail una for this well scripted Epic REBRANDING!.. TAKEAWAY things shey? Ok Na no problem.. We go change am for una very soon! Enjoy while stock last!.. **Jc
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 17:00:06 +0000
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