A 2ru friend is like a penis, he stands up 4 u in times of needs. - TopicsExpress



          

A 2ru friend is like a penis, he stands up 4 u in times of needs. A genuines friend is like a bra, she supports u @ all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects u 4rm all harms. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodate u fully despite d size of ur problems. Do u knw dat d penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According 2 doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs & milk which provide nutrients thus making ladies healthy & full for 9 months. Beside, it has 3 good manners too. (1) its very courteous, it stands b4 it performs. (2) it is very emotional, it weeps during performance. (3) its polite, it bows after performing.... what kind of a friend are u to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 19:41:00 +0000

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