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> A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. > > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God > she asked Is my time up? > > > God said, No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. > > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a > face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her > teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as > well make the most of it. > > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing > the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. > > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, I thought you said I had > another 43 years? Why didnt you pull me from out of the path of the > ambulance? > > > > > > > God replied: Sorry! I didnt recognize you.

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