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A Bemba guy goes to his pastor and says ba pastor, I have problems, ndefwaya mumpepeleko... And the pastor asks him to kneel down and he puts his hand on his head. Pastor: Shipa rababababababa raa! Ba Mwansa: Yes pastor... Pastor: oh yes! You have a demon of poverty! It has chained you! You cannot progress in life Ba Mwansa: pastor ifumyeni... out out out, fire! Pastor: You have a spirit of confusion, what you touch goes to waste! Ba Mwansa: awe pastor ifumyeni iyo demon..out out out,fire Pastor: You have a spirit, another demon, demon of death and suffering-people around you keep dying! Ba Mwansa: its true ba pastor, awe ifumyeni iyo demon... out out out fire!! Pastor: oh no! You have another demon in you, this one is stubborn! You have a demon and a spirit of lust - you cannot see a woman without lusting for her..this demon brings a lot of women into your life that you sleep with....oh yes... Ba Mwansa: awe pastor, iyo kuti yashala....nkesa bwino kaili mwalanda ati ili stubborn.....
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 06:08:20 +0000

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